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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Business Plan

A conversation: 


Me: Also, how awesome is that graphic???? I got bored/lazy and just decided to not even do boxes around the bottom numbers. But i think the point got across.


B: You most definitely should drop the brownie shop idea and go into graphic design. Teach Allie Brosh a thing or two. Make millions. Retire at 32. Share the wealth with your bff b.


Me: I am pretty sure I am going to die hungry in a box on the corner of Kolb and Speedway with you as my business manager.


B: Hey! Ye of little faith! Don't you trust me at all? Come on. You would at least die hungry in a box on the corner of Kolb and Sunrise.


Me: MUCH better situation for me. Erin(my hairdresser) might be willing to stop by on her way home from work and cut the knots out of my scary homeless hag hair. 


B: Dude, homeless hag hair is the best. Erin couldn't create such awesomeness if she tried.


Me: So new plan: you n becca maintain my blog for me. take pics of my homeless hag hair. we make it a "thing." All are rich and famous. COMEBACK QUEEN! No one can destroy me!


B: That's brilliant!! How many blogs are there about homeless people? "A Day In the Life of a Hag - Now With Pictures" ....informative AND entertaining


M: We can call it ADITLOAHNWP for short. I wonder if it could be a collaborative effort with Allie Brosh? Do you think she would be willing to come to Tucson to decorate my box? Or maybe I should sell ad space on my box? I could also hold like a different sign every day. Because we would be so famous I would have sponsors and I would hold their signs. But I would not wear a costume and I would not throw or twirl the sign. ADITLOAHNWP is too classy for that.


B:This could definitely go somewhere.


Me: If nothing else, it's definitely going up as a blog post. Our vision should be shared with the world.


B: Oh yes. Our vision should be imposed on the world.




Have I ever told you that I really, really love conversations that devolve into increasingly ridiculous nonsense? 


I really love conversations that devolve into increasingly ridiculous nonsense. 









5 comments:

  1. I found it very entertaining. ;)

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  2. I did too!!! You-know-who

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  3. Nonsense?! That is pure gold. You probably could make millions doing that...people would flock to Tuscon just to see the homeless hag with the signs and the coolest looking box-home around. The mayor of Tuscon would give you a key to the city for bringing tourists and helping build the economy there. And it would all be on the news- hag hair and all. I'm thinking this is kinda genius.

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  4. Oh man, I was cracking up over here! I love when people take silly things you say and just run with it until both people's crazy starts showing.

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  5. Nonsense?! That is pure gold. You probably could make millions doing that...people would flock to Tuscon just to see the homeless hag with the signs and the coolest looking box-home around. The mayor of Tuscon would give you a key to the city for bringing tourists and helping build the economy there. And it would all be on the news- hag hair and all. I'm thinking this is kinda genius.

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