...Around The Office

So the blog has been quiet as of late. I know this. Part of the issue is that basically my life consists of work, work, and oh yeah, MORE WORK and I don't talk about my jobs here. It leaves me with very little to say.

But....just this once....I would like to present you with a few of my favorite hilarious/insane things that have been said at one of my offices:

Work Tchotchke

"I love this jacket. I think about this jacket all of the time!"

"1.1 Margins. That's it! From now on, 1.1 Margins."

"I have to go to the bathroom. You should never make financial decisions when you have to go to the bathroom."

"Is that how it is going to be? I am not even going to write you this check if you are just going to mobile deposit it! I'm serious. It's offensive. It took me 10 minutes to write out this check."

"They make this seem so easy in the commercials."
 (Referring to above mentioned mobile deposit)

"I got bored so I decided to start a business."
(actually not a quote, but a running joke)