An Open Letter to Beyond Bread

Dear Beyond Bread,

I find you to be passive aggressive. Do not give me wi-fi and beverages and pastries and a host of other tasty menu items and then NOT give me a place to plug my laptop in. It is now at 8% battery, Beyond Bread. At this rate, I will be fortunate to finish this - STOP THE PRESSES! Was this planned, Beyond Bread? Did you purposely not give me access to an outlet so that I could not properly formalize this complaint letter?

Well played Beyond Bread. My computer is powering down now.