This Monday I am loving connection to the outside world in my home world.
How have you been? What's new? Tell me everything!
So yesterday I made the internets reach my house. I now have internet. I see no reason to ever get out of bed ever again. After researching internet costs and becoming totally disgusted by the prices for what I think should be FREE and for ALL PEOPLE - like air, I thought I would never have internet. The local cable company thought otherwise and called me stalker-style until they made me an offer I could not refuse. If I got a home phone line (a what? who knows what those are anymore?) they would give me really, really, really great internet speed for cray cray cheap. When the guy came to install, he asked me if I had a phone to hook up. I chortled and said, "No." He agreed that most people only signed up for the phone line to get the cheapity cheap internet.
I was super excited because I figured that when I was suffering from not sleeping, I could turn my attention to this poor neglected blog. Except that right now, I have this free 7-day trial of Hulu Plus and why on earth would I lift my fingers to type or try to use my brain when I could rot my brain catching up on the vast sea of television I have missed whilst living my television-less, internet-less life these past few weeks.
Plus, how badly has anyone really missed my weird, sleep-deprived blogging of yesteryear? It's not like I have been getting comments and emails lamenting my lack of posts. I do not blame you for this dear reader. Not one bit. But your reprieve has come to end. Head for the hills everybody! I have internet and I am not afraid to use it!
Sidenote: HEY FAM: I can Skype now all sorts of times. From home. I could like, give you a tour of my new place and stuff. SCORE!